GPOAS
by trivialmtb
Here’s a thing that I hate with an angry purple passion:
Go Pro On A Stick.
It’s bad enough that those things are being dangled out over the course by “videographers” that don’t know what they are doing aside from putting racer’s at risk, but now they are popping up in the middle of the shots of people who are making actual good videos.
Great.
Do us all a favor and the next time you want to put your go pro on a stick, make sure the first shot you roll on the day is shoving that rig up your own ass.
TrivialMTB 
No way bro.
I have an artisanal walking stick that I got in Portland for $495, hand-crafted from the finest hickory grown organically by a pair of Bard College graduates who till the soil with llamas and yaks.
I bought a 3D printer last night and as soon as I get that sucker delivered to the 1250 sq ft shed I’m having built to Green Spec, I’m going to fabricate an adapter that goes between my artisanal walking stick and GoProHERO3 limited edition CARBONEZ model.
That should be finished by the time PMB rolls around. I’ve already booked my flight and I’ll be renting a schweet Benz SUV to shuttle me around SA while I talk on my iPhone to all my bros and shorties giving them the lowdown on my insider status as a Brotographer of World Cup events.
By the way, I’ll have you know I’m a badass core rider because I run 1×10 with a 36t ring, and have done so ever since I heard that is what all the badass Enduro pros ride. Who cares if I never ride, or if when I do ride on rare occasion, I push 75% of the climbs. I look rad, and I don’t have to worry about breaking a chain when I shift on the FD under torque.