And it can’t un-happen now. Or did it? Who cares. Isn’t Boulder supposed to be full of weirdos like that anyway? If so, I’ll keep that on my list of places to never visit.
If you are too lazy to click a link and read a couple hundred word article, here’s the recap: some lady got caught for doping using EPO and testosterone so that she could crank out crazy Strava times on common commutes. Also, she got caught trying to trade sex for EPO outside of a shitty chemical plant.