Pretty much hate mountain biking.

Month: March, 2015

Long Live Print.



Say it ain’t so.

If Factory halts Dirt Magazine as a print publication, what will I read on the can before my regular afternoon shuffleboard?


Decline? MBUK? Bike Magazine? Yeah right.

What will kids these days use for source material to cut photos out of to plaster all over their bedroom walls when becoming full on mountain bike dorks?

Also, this soup is too hot/cold, candy bars used to cost 79 cents, and back in my day, the internet was for whackin’ it, not bike magazines.





More Like F-


We all had a perfectly good through axle standard for big stress applications like 15 years ago with 20X110mm. Then we had a bunch of candy asses come along and demand 15mm axles because it was half a queef lighter, and now all those same tired, old windbags are jumping on the obesity bike wagon, and want fatter this and fatter that to match their growing waistline, and now they are demanding 15X110. And guess what- mountain bikers are probably stupid enough as a whole to vote with their dollars for this ludicrous sewage, and we’ll all be stuck riding this garbage in ten years when the next wave of dipshittery rolls around and demands something like QR135 rear axles for faster wheel swaps to convert their “snow-and-sand” bike to a “gravel grinder” or “cafe cruiser” or “dumb fuck face bike masquerading as a mountain bike” bike.

How about the “engineers” behind this whole idea are taken out back, and put down like a horse that broke its leg at the races?


Cut Throats.



Stu and company are slitting throats here.

Years of hard work are paying off. That’s an impressive reel.