Stop.

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Sure we could have posted something about how our pants are full of fear-farts after watching Marcelo’s urban race run in the wet:

 

And sure we could have posted something critiquing excessive turn-baring in an otherwise fun enough looking trail video:

 

But why go for that higher concept stuff when there’s this low hanging fruit, bleach-in-your-eyes, lose faith in humanity video of some boner┬árollerblading on the north shore:

 

Do you know what the hardest part of riding roller blades on bike trails is?

Curating your overly coiffed hair into looking like you aren’t trying sooooo hard:

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