Sure we could have posted something about how our pants are full of fear-farts after watching Marcelo’s urban race run in the wet:
And sure we could have posted something critiquing excessive turn-baring in an otherwise fun enough looking trail video:
But why go for that higher concept stuff when there’s this low hanging fruit, bleach-in-your-eyes, lose faith in humanity video of some boner rollerblading on the north shore:
Do you know what the hardest part of riding roller blades on bike trails is?
Curating your overly coiffed hair into looking like you aren’t trying sooooo hard: