Competition Not Neer-ly Fast Enough.

by trivialmtb

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Congrats to that dude Shawn Neer for winning a real downhill race on a trail bike with a half dozen shocks, and for not getting his massive balls stuck in any of them while not touching his brakes.

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Also congrats to Austin Warren for being on a team made of emojis as seen on a flip phone from 2003.

Trivial has acquired exclusive footage from Neer’s gopro of his race winning run:

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