3rd Eye Blind.

by trivialmtb

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What the hell is this garbage?

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Way to go Zowa goggles. Welcome to the market. Please enjoy your brief stay here as the competition and consumer demand will both hopefully weed you out of existence tout suite.

The goal of this company seems to be providing you with a goggle with  the lens extends all the way up to your receding hairline. Nice. That’s great for the psychic third eye that I use to both predict that this company will not last, as well as modeling gigs for the illuminati.

Here’s a tip if you can’t see very far up ahead:

DON’T RUN YOUR VISOR SLAMMED ALL THE WAY DOWN LIKE A GRADE A+ DOOOFUS. 

There, just saved you some cash and allowed you to continue using your current, non-dipshit goggles.

Best part of that tip is that it works on basically any brand of helmet so even if you’re stuck for some god forsaken reason running a Kali helmet, this tip will still help your fashionably challenged ass.