by trivialmtb



What a joke.



Also, the bike isn’t very good either.

The extra several inches of bottom bracket clearance over the competitor’s bikes makes sure you don’t rip a toe nail off while shredding the bike park in your flippie floppies.

The low saddle height combined with the slammed forward rail positioning makes sure your jorts never get snagged.

The Continental downhill tires ensure that you always have a flat tire so you can’t go much over 5 mph and lose your sunnies tucked into your collar.

And yet the Germans will still buy this…