Cairns Qualifiers.

by trivialmtb

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While looking at the qualification results from Cairns, two things stood out.

One:

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Sean McCarroll qualifies like a decade since the Global team and with the most double consonants of anyone in the field.

And two: 80th place is One Minute And Eight God Damn Seconds Back… that’s seems like a gigantic spread for the field these days. Hell, even super dope guys are thirty seconds back and are still in the top half or so. That wetness is adding some wild card awesome into the mix.

If you’re not pumped for this downhill racing stuff, then you can take your soft dick over to the local enduro scene. I’m sure there’s plenty of room over there for a lemon party.

Hope all the photographers/videodorks are having fun playing the dollar-hand-down-game at this event…