Red Bull Carcass Factory.
The Red Bull Wide Open thing is actually happening.
Six dudes riding downhill at the same time on a track? Sure, if that track is 40 feet wide the whole way down, I’d be all for it.
So who wants to start a betting pool? $2 buy in gets you a bet on a rider that will sustain event ending injuries, $5 gets you a bet on season ending injuries, and if you want to be a dick about it, $10 gets you a bet on career ending injuries. Here’s the list of potential hospital patrons: