Flat Pedal Flatulence.
You know back in elementary school when you would have this friend for the school year and then they would go away for the summer, then come back in the fall and they were different, and you had a hard time with it because all you could think was, “Who are you? You’ve changed. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore.”
Whatever… I guess now I finally will have some acceptable pedals to put on my road bike.