Crickets Out There.
So there’s not going to be any more United States Grand Prix Tour of Professional National Mountain Gravity Bike Racing Series Tour? Man, what the fuck are people supposed to race now? I guess all those same events probably, only without the loose connection of a title stuck to them and criss-crossing this giant continent several times a year.
Ugh. There’s nothing fun in that.
I guess there isn’t much fun in racing enduro either, but at least with those USGPTPRONMBST, there were some okay downhill tracks that you could really hurt yourself on in exchange for the glory of being the top dipshit racing other dipshits who also couldn’t afford to buy their UCI points and attend a world cup.