by trivialmtb


Are you kidding me?


All the effort of a carbon direct mount stem being served on top of aluminum spacers? That’s like getting home from a night out at an exclusive restaurant and a box seats at the opera with your classy lady, slipping off her Chanel dress, and then fucking for two disappointing minutes on a pile of dirty laundry and Doritos crumbs.

Since when is Steve Peat a member of the proletariat?

I fully trust Enve to make good stuff out of carbon but I would be remiss if I passed on the chance to crack wise at carbon cockpit parts being the British National Dental Plan.