Let’s take a gander at what people are typing into google and somehow ending up on Trivial MTB.
Brian Lopes bike check: Ibis loaded up with some mediocre parts from third tier companies doing their best to develop products that will maybe kick them up into lower second tier companies, check. Strava running on the bars, check. Shirt off, check. Sprinter parked over 4 parking spots, check. Spray paint tagged pet turtle, check. Same old tired ass jokes about Lopes, check.
Trivial MTB: makes sense.
Las Vegas sucks: fact.
Land of tits and ass: what??? This might be the best search engine term since “blackest dude ever” sent a visitor to this website.
Oh and any chode can google it but they are mining tibanna gas.