This is what’s wrong with the world today:
You kids are busy taking a shitty pictures of taking a shitty pictures instead of just living your damn life without filtering it through layers of screens and being all meta about things. Just enjoy the Eiffel tower. It’s like one of three things the French didn’t give up on, so stop trying to capture its achievement with intstantgram. This goes for all concerts as well, you damn youths.
That and gluten. Y’all be eatin’ mad gluten, yo.
This has been a guest post by Andy Rooney’s ghost.