Couldn’t Hear You, Your Bike Is Too Loud.
Did the terrorists just suicide bomb a kaleidoscope factory?
No. It’s just your average line waiting to drop in at the dirt jump section of a bike park.
These bikes look like Rip Taylor was their stylist but I’d immediately retract that because he probably wouldn’t be so tacky.
And then when those same kids swindle their parents into hooking up a downhill bike, this is how I feel around the start gate or the lift line:
This has been another Andy Rooney “Kids These Days” post here at TrivialMTB.