Couldn’t Hear You, Your Bike Is Too Loud.

by trivialmtb

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Did the terrorists just suicide bomb a kaleidoscope factory?

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No. It’s just your average line waiting to drop in at the dirt jump section of a bike park.

These bikes look like Rip Taylor was their stylist but I’d immediately retract that because he probably wouldn’t be so tacky.

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And then when those same kids swindle their parents into hooking up a downhill bike, this is how I feel around the start gate or the lift line:

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This has been another Andy Rooney “Kids These Days” post here at TrivialMTB.