Cooler Than Mountain Biking
People like to pretend that mountain biking is super “edgy” but really nothing you’ve ever done on a bike compares to this right here:
I have literally no desire to ever do something like that but I will keep this image in mind the next time I hear about some dummy mountain biker telling a story about how he “almost fell off a cliff” or some junk about how they risked their life. No you did not. See above.